Thursday 1 March 2012

Fun Levels

Here is a lovely charming elegant fabulously promising list of latest activities and their fun level out of ten.

 - Bought a tea pot for a quid from a charity shop.
6/10 (surprisingly)
 - As a result, drank tea of different types including Earl Grey and Green. Actually just Earl Grey and Green. 4/10 (how much fun can drinking tea be?)
 - Worked out in the outdoors 'gym' three times over four days.
5/10 (mainly because of the metal seats on the exercise bike give one a sore arse as if someone had quite rigorously spanked you with a miniature ironing board) (that is the metaphor I'm going with and I'm sticking with it)
- Sat on the side of the kitchen, paced the kitchen, stood under the window in the kitchen, went to the fridge, stared at the cooker, waited for the man in the pants to finish frying omelettes so I can use the pan, made about 10 vodka and diet pepsis, drank a few of them, fried some bacon, ate a salad, washed up, discussed university quarrels, discussed appalling teenage drinking antics and finally whipped each other with tea towels.
8/10 (For the conversation and the vodka)
 - Ate Galaxy chocolate.
10/10
 - Booked Bollywood dance classes for the bargain cost of £9.00 for 10.
TBC
 - Saw Floyd Collins at the Southwark Playhouse.
15/10 (Bloody awesome it was)
 - Sat on a rocking chair (a JACK DANIELS rocking chair which I am stealing when I move out) and watched Hollie paint a spindly chair white in the garden.
3/10
 - Watched the paint dry - yes really - as we drank tea (see above) and chatted about families and friends and their pros and cons. And how a rich boyfriend would benefit us both.
8/10 (One can dream)
 - Helped paint.
4/10 (Not as fun as it looked)
 - Tuned my guitar and gave it a hug.
A sentimental 7/10
 - Wrote this blog and drank some tea (see above).
9/10 (I like this writing thing)
 - Had "Thanks for all the fish" from Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy in my head all day.
10/10 (Bit odd when you start singing out loud but, gawd dang it, those dolphins sure can sing) (If you don't know what I'm talking about then GTFO)
 - Realized I can't afford to head home this weekend when everyone else is home.
-1/10. (Freaking boo)
 - Had no Galaxy chocolate left.
0/10


These are in no particular order. In case you're wondering. I don't see why you would though. Bit weird ain't ya?

Love and kisses.

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